{"id":17,"date":"2016-08-01T11:56:25","date_gmt":"2016-08-01T11:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manggis.mallinidesign.com\/?post_type=portfolio&p=17"},"modified":"2016-08-01T11:56:25","modified_gmt":"2016-08-01T11:56:25","slug":"dont-call-me-the-rotmeister","status":"publish","type":"portfolio","link":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/portfolio\/dont-call-me-the-rotmeister\/","title":{"rendered":"Call me Rotmeister"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.\u00a0You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?<\/p>\n

Call me the Rotmeister<\/h1>\n

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth liens!\u00a0The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things hey the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.<\/p>\n

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.<\/p>\n

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. hey. the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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