{"id":114,"date":"2019-08-05T12:47:01","date_gmt":"2019-08-05T12:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manggis.mallinidesign.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2019-08-05T12:47:01","modified_gmt":"2019-08-05T12:47:01","slug":"shut-up-and-take-my-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/2019\/08\/05\/shut-up-and-take-my-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Shut up and take my money"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Dissect its brain!<\/h3>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, baby. I ain&#8217;t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball&#8217;s in Farnsworth&#8217;s court! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don&#8217;t pay you or let you go. I don&#8217;t want to be rescued. Who am I making this out to? OK, if everyone&#8217;s finished being stupid. One hundred dollars.<\/p>\n<p><strong>For the last time<\/strong>, I don&#8217;t like lilacs! Your &#8216;first&#8217; wife was the one who liked lilacs! And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn&#8217;t you just get me the death penalty? I&#8217;m a thing. Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best. Ah, computer dating. It&#8217;s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase \u00abupside your head.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>You can crush me but you can&#8217;t crush my spirit! Shut up and take my money! No, just a regular mistake. Well, let&#8217;s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Bender, we&#8217;re trying our best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dissect its brain! That&#8217;s right, baby. I ain&#8217;t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball&#8217;s in Farnsworth&#8217;s court! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don&#8217;t pay you or let you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[10,14,17,19],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-my-world","tag-branding","tag-life","tag-my-world","tag-questions","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}