{"id":265,"date":"2019-04-03T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-03T12:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manggis.mallinidesign.com\/?p=265"},"modified":"2019-04-03T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2019-04-03T12:48:00","slug":"belligerent-and-numerous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/2019\/04\/03\/belligerent-and-numerous\/","title":{"rendered":"Belligerent and numerous"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>I usually try<\/h3>\n<p>Can I use the gun? I wish! It&#8217;s a nickel. Hi, I&#8217;m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Why would I want to know that? So I really am important? How I feel when I&#8217;m drunk is correct? Noooooo! They&#8217;re like sex, except I&#8217;m having them! Bite my shiny metal ass. Belligerent and numerous. Just once I&#8217;d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn&#8217;t bound and gagged. You, a bobsleder!? That I&#8217;d like to see! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. I haven&#8217;t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. You guys go on without me! I&#8217;m going to go\u2026 look for more stuff to steal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually try Can I use the gun? I wish! It&#8217;s a nickel. Hi, I&#8217;m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Why would I want to know that? So I really am important? How I feel when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10,17,22],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-compliment","tag-branding","tag-my-world","tag-travel","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}