{"id":271,"date":"2019-01-30T12:53:58","date_gmt":"2019-01-30T12:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manggis.mallinidesign.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2019-01-30T12:53:58","modified_gmt":"2019-01-30T12:53:58","slug":"doomsday-devices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/30\/doomsday-devices\/","title":{"rendered":"Doomsday Devices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It&#8217;s fine. I will &#8216;destroy&#8217; you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I&#8217;ll rest easier not knowing where they are. I&#8217;ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Large bet on myself in round one.<\/p>\n<h3>They make you<\/h3>\n<p>Is that a cooking show? I love you, buddy! So, how &#8216;bout them Knicks? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Guess again. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit\u2026 that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m transferring to business school!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It&#8217;s fine. I will &#8216;destroy&#8217; you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I&#8217;ll rest easier not knowing where they are. I&#8217;ve been there. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[12,14,21],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-life","category-projects","tag-daily","tag-life","tag-story","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madcolors.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}